Epic Meal Time is a beautiful creation. The things they do should be on display in the Louvre, not on Leno. These brave souls venture into the land of the kitchen armed with the bodies of many animals and plenty of Jack Daniels. When they return, they come bearing the most insane culinary creations that I've ever seen.

Mission:
These brave Canadians are sacrificing there bodies for a greater cause, and you had better not be making fun of Canada right now. Nathan Fillion, Michael Cera, and a large portion of my family is from the great nation of Canada. Quebec for life, bitches! Regardless of their origins, they have sacrificed their arteries for the well-being of mankind. They threw conventional methods out the window, and create next level cooking apparatuses and unhateable bacon creations. They've also broken the 100,000 calorie barrier. Godspeed gentlemen, godspeed.
Making The World A Tastier Place: 5/5

Production:
Epic Meal Time keeps you informed of the ingredients, calories, and fat content while you watch. The astounding numbers will keep you watching alone, but Harley doesn't stop there. The videos are narrated with hilarious comments and cooking tips. It'll make you smart, hungry, and awe-stricken in under 10 minutes. The website is dedicated to the meals, and the meals alone. No unnecessary content. No gimmicks. Just bacony love.
Mind Blowing Minutes: 5/5

If you're reading this and haven't already gone to their site, or at least opened a new tab for it, than there's no hope. Go there now, and be educated. If you're hating, then you're out of luck. They've been bulking up, and they can survive their ridiculous creations.
Divine Mission From The Bacon Gods: 5/5